Welcome to high school, where you are a little fish in a giant pond the size of an ocean. Where we babysit your kids seven hours a day! After entering the school doors, they will be enthusiastically inundated with a long series of insults from strangers and friends: a normal and energizing way to start the day! Not to mention, public schools are scheduled when students are most engaged and ready to learn everything you throw at them! This helps students unleash their full potential and increase test scores. It is proven that students retain more when they are half asleep. Let me take you on a tour of the school; Welcome to the glorious bathroom! If you look to your left you will see beautiful student entries from classroom to classroom. This is where we find out crucial information like who likes who, etc… if you look to your right you will see a torn piece of paper towel that someone was too lazy to throw away. HEY! They are great for decoration! Just remember to keep your hands and feet as close to you as possible... And don't touch anything. Here it is...